so here is a list of sick punchlines i wanna collect together.
to start off,
whoever you cool with,will forever be losers/
hit you so hard your kids will inherit the bruises//
- Louis Logic
Like Jin Abbott in the day I'm the hardest nigga to tackle//
Leave ya brain hanging outl ike Chris Rock's adams apple//
-Chino XL
"Im the center of attention like the letter N"
-Killahertz "
I'll leave you full of clips like the moon blocking the sun"
-Immortal Technique
{ I know it's a "cum line" but "use my d**k as a sundial so my time has cum"
"I'm like a med school scholarship cuz for free I'll turn a lame virgin into a brain surgeon"
"Shine behind bars like Jamal Barrow"
"My lines reach from hood to hood like jumper cables"
"Make money off the books; call me Stephen King"
"Lean back like Mary Kate Olsen"
"Got hotter 16's than Hilary Duff"
"If you a G, you as silent as the one in front of gnome" }- Copywrite
I make you a laughin' stock
So shook, I could walk a half a block and feel the aftershocks
- wordsworth
go head and grip glocks, i'll snap ya trigger finger in six spots,you'll have to lip lock with hypodermic needles to lick shots
-diabolic
and if i catch you bluffin,fa9.90.t your less than nothin,i just had to get that stress of my chess like breast reduction
-diabolic
At First Its Rover To The Right But When I Drop The "R" Its Over, Ight.
- Lupe
"I floss dawg and i stay wit my jew-els on,
You prolly wudn't see this much ice ina hailstorm"
- Cassidy
Told him give up the dough before you get smoked,
Oh you broke? *gun shots* Now you dead broke
- Big L
I'm getting cake on the corner usually
and it'll put you to sleep like a boring movie
- Cassidy
My people so hungry that they attack without reason,
like a f8cking dog ripping off the hand that feeds him
- Immortal Technique
Watch those in the hood cause they foll ya,
your jealosy is starting to show like ribs in somalia
- Lloyd Banks
I forget the whole line but it went something like this
"My album is like walking a dog, you should get fined for not picking that sh*t up"
- JR Writer
Acting like they holding chrome slugs and armories
But if we butt heads they talkin faster than bone thugs and harmony
- Lloyd Banks
“I love it when you give me head, I hate it when you give me headaches.”
- J. Cole
after that sex change I guess you not The man now
cut off your arms, you The best MC hands down
-Celph Titled
All of my pain is on the pictures in my enemy's frame
Written in blood, my ambition is driven by thugs
Got two glock nines and I fill them with slugs
Call me Saint Valentine, cuz when I kill 'em, it's love
- Killah Priest
